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    The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:43 pm

    A long time ago in a magical castle of Bargenfloof there was a great wizard named Mogeland. He was looking to take over the world when...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:50 pm

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:A long time ago in a magical castle of Bargenfloof there was a great wizard named Mogeland. He was looking to take over the world when...

    ...someone stopped him! The great wizard was astonished. Not because he was scared but because the person that stopped him was...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:51 pm

    sanchez2007 wrote:
    ...someone stopped him! The great wizard was astonished. Not because he was scared but because the person that stopped him was...

    ...A very small thin kid with a snaggletooth. He said to the old wizard:

    "You aren't too bright are ya mister"

    And the Wizard said...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:56 pm

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:
    sanchez2007 wrote:
    ...someone stopped him! The great wizard was astonished. Not because he was scared but because the person that stopped him was...

    ...A very small thin kid with a snaggletooth. He said to the old wizard:

    "You aren't too bright are ya mister"

    And the Wizard said...

    ... "Dumb I'm not. Your dumb. You dummy."
    Then the wizard turned around and began plotting to take over the world. He ignored the kid, but little did he know, the kid ...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:59 pm

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    ... "Dumb I'm not. Your dumb. You dummy."
    Then the wizard turned around and began plotting to take over the world. He ignored the kid, but little did he know, the kid ...

    ..Was a bandersnatch in disguise. He began to chew on the Wizard's leg and the Wizard wouldn't take it and blasted him with a mage's fire.

    After the kid was nice and toasty the Wizard...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:07 pm

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:

    ..Was a bandersnatch in disguise. He began to chew on the Wizard's leg and the Wizard wouldn't take it and blasted him with a mage's fire.

    After the kid was nice and toasty the Wizard...

    ...farted. He looked around, hoping no one would hear him. He also made sure the boy was unconscious cause the smell was so unbearable. As reached out to grab the boy, the boy suddenly....
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:10 pm

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    ...farted. He looked around, hoping no one would hear him. He also made sure the boy was unconscious cause the smell was so unbearable. As reached out to grab the boy, the boy suddenly....

    ...Kicked the Wizard in the groin and cried out! This guy's a PEDO.

    ZOMG, someone help me!

    The Angry mob came and...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:22 pm

    [quote="fruitspunchsamurai"]
    sanchez2007 wrote:

    ...Kicked the Wizard in the groin and cried out! This guy's a PEDO.

    ZOMG, someone help me!

    The Angry mob came and...
    yelled "CALL OPRAH!"

    They threw their flaming torches on the wizard's house. The wizard was too paralyzed to move because of the super groin kick and his fart smell only aggravated the flames.

    So he used his magic to....
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:28 pm

    sanchez2007 wrote:yelled "CALL OPRAH!"

    They threw their flaming torches on the wizard's house. The wizard was too paralyzed to move because of the super groin kick and his fart smell only aggravated the flames.

    So he used his magic to....

    ... create a sparkling magic shield which kept the fire from burning anymore than his ass. He used a pack of gum and spit it at Oprah and her pedobear hating self. Pedobear disappeared in a puff of smoke vowing vengeance while the Wizard...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:35 pm

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:

    ... create a sparkling magic shield which kept the fire from burning anymore than his ass. He used a pack of gum and spit it at Oprah and her pedobear hating self. Pedobear disappeared in a puff of smoke vowing vengeance while the Wizard...

    ....wondered where the little boy went. He seemed to have disappeared too. O_O

    He began feeling sorry for the boy till his shield started to wear out and his butt was on fire. So he jumped out the window and...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  AdminGoat on Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:34 pm

    sanchez2007 wrote:
    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:

    ... create a sparkling magic shield which kept the fire from burning anymore than his ass. He used a pack of gum and spit it at Oprah and her pedobear hating self. Pedobear disappeared in a puff of smoke vowing vengeance while the Wizard...

    ....wondered where the little boy went. He seemed to have disappeared too. O_O

    He began feeling sorry for the boy till his shield started to wear out and his butt was on fire. So he jumped out the window and...

    ...broke his jaw. After that, he could no longer eat eggs with bacon, or kiss brazilian girls with flaming passion. He got up, scratched his ass and faced a giant robot that was about to...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:14 pm

    AdminGoat wrote:

    ...broke his jaw. After that, he could no longer eat eggs with bacon, or kiss brazilian girls with flaming passion. He got up, scratched his ass and faced a giant robot that was about to...

    ...give him the meanest, most painful wedgie of his lifetime. Because his jaw was broken, he couldn't command his guard giant robot properly.

    As he tried telling it to stop, the robot misinterpret his words as saying....
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  kryptonyte on Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:37 pm

    sanchez2007 wrote:
    AdminGoat wrote:

    ...broke his jaw. After that, he could no longer eat eggs with bacon, or kiss brazilian girls with flaming passion. He got up, scratched his ass and faced a giant robot that was about to...

    ...give him the meanest, most painful wedgie of his lifetime. Because his jaw was broken, he couldn't command his guard giant robot properly.

    As he tried telling it to stop, the robot misinterpret his words as saying....

    "Pop!" Now the word pop has many meanings but on this particular day, the robot interpreted it as the music style and thus broke out into choreographed dance and song. Though he was later awarded an Oscar for his performance, it didn't quite help the boy who...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:42 am

    kryptonyte wrote:

    "Pop!" Now the word pop has many meanings but on this particular day, the robot interpreted it as the music style and thus broke out into choreographed dance and song. Though he was later awarded an Oscar for his performance, it didn't quite help the boy who...

    ...was traumatized after being allegedly kidnapped by Pedobear.

    The Wizard who was now healed and safe from the villagers, decided to once more rule the world with his evil plans.

    He casted a spell and created a huge...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:36 pm

    ... earthquake that made the whos in whoville call their mayor. He was very distressed with the earthquake and said...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  kryptonyte on Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:35 pm

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:... earthquake that made the whos in whoville call their mayor. He was very distressed with the earthquake and said...

    "Oh no, Oh no" the mayor said in terror
    "an earthquake has come and quaked up our quacker!"

    "whats a quacker?" the boy asked atop the dancing robot named george

    "why, a quaker is..."
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:47 pm

    kryptonyte wrote:

    "why, a quacker is..."

    Phil. He's a rather lovely Quacker if I do say so. The Wizard saw the Quacker and...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:39 pm

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:
    Phil. He's a rather lovely Quacker if I do say so. The Wizard saw the Quaker and...

    ...asked what a Quaker was.

    Phil, who was the Quaker of all quakes, gave everyone Quaker Oats.


    Little did he know, the Quaker Oats was...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  fruitspunchsamurai on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:35 am

    ... poisonous. The Wizard did not like Milk so he Disappeared from Whoville What a Face and reappeared in...
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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  kryptonyte on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:47 am

    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:... poisonous. The Wizard did not like Milk so he Disappeared from Whoville What a Face and reappeared in...

    mooville, where the cows were abundant and 5 sizes too big. For a wizard who doesn't like milk, this...

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    Re: The Beginning

    Post  sanchez2007 on Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:57 pm

    kryptonyte wrote:
    fruitspunchsamurai wrote:... poisonous. The Wizard did not like Milk so he Disappeared from Whoville What a Face and reappeared in...

    mooville, where the cows were abundant and 5 sizes too big. For a wizard who doesn't like milk, this...

    ... made his stomach upset. he was sure to have explosive diarrhea. He imeddiately ran to the nearest Porta potty, but unfortunately...

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